lovely Julia...
I'd cut off my right arm for a go on Julia bradbury..
the missus cam only express her disgust every time we see her on telly
I can't see wants wrong?
Anyone else get a Willy wobble on over her?

Ninja spelling edit
(bangthedrum, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:35, 9 replies)

This reads like it's underwater, and one of us is drunk.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:39, closed)

Average poem
4/10
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:54, closed)

Needs more haiku

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:01, closed)

what really gets me hot
Julia off of Country file
Willy wobble on
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:38, closed)

What's wrong, is that you're watching Countryfile.
Little wonder that your wife is disgusted.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:13, closed)

I'll ignore your spelling and punctuation
and agree wholeheartedly with your sentiment.
( Ramsay Tupper, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:13, closed)

She's fit as fuck. I'd go on any of her boring canal walks just to walk behind her and watch dat ass.

But really, she's an attractive older woman.
( SqueakyG, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:28, closed)

I'd do more than WALK up THAT canal
Geddit?

...

oh never mind
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:32, closed)

She IS very fit she walks up very steep hills without getting out of breath
She's younger than me

/old
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:35, closed)