Dobby from Peep Show anyone?
I still don't think I could crack one out about her, even if I had an armament of Corfu '06 photos
(El_diablo_blanco, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:59, 7 replies)

Issy wotserface?
Comic - check
Female - check
Funny - check
Not repulsive - check

Guess I would, then.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:01, closed)

Yup, that pretty much sums it up.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:03, closed)

Dobby from Harry potter?
phhhoooooorrrrrrrrr

I'd be bad for his elf
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:03, closed)

Bloody hell ...

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:13, closed)

Come on you wouldn't?
you could drown in those eyes
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:17, closed)

Has this turned from shitty 'she's not that fit but I would' answers
and now reached 'People I don't find attractive at all'?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:04, closed)

From the off, it's been
"I am repellent to members of the opposite sex, so am reduced to fantasising about people/animals/objects on the telly."
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:12, closed)