My gay mate's first crush?
Aged 5. Optimus Prime. The Transformer. "Because he was macho," which oddly is exactly the opposite of his type these days.
(Richard of York gained battles in vain, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:26, 4 replies)

Yeah 'your mate'
That's it.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:32, closed)

Saw that one coming...
Nah mate, my pre-school crush was this bird: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnWcm5dr45s
(Richard of York gained battles in vain, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:04, closed)

You fancied a monitor covered in props to make it look like a supercomputer?
You sick fuck.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:49, closed)

I don't know, this one hardly looks effeminate.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:16, closed)