In my teens...
I had a bit of a thing for Venessa Feltz.

I have no idea what I was thinking.

Though my missus now takes the piss at every available opportunity because I fancy Pink.
(ScousersPet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:01, 5 replies)

There was never anything iffy about Vanessa Feltz
It's just plain fucking wrong, that's what that is.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:47, closed)

I reckon she'd be demanding,
and rather critical.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:37, closed)

I want to have a threesome with her and Michael Winner:



( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:59, closed)

This is the first one I've found appalling.
They only good thing about sharing a bed with feltz would be the opportunity to suffer from one of those 'accidental sleep strangulation' incidents.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:32, closed)

Any
holes a goal, eh? I mean if it has a pulse,..well warm.... :P
(bottle_cap, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:22, closed)