I feel quite ashamed about this one.
Jedward.

Yeah, both of them. I know, they're a pair of fucking morons with no talent and really stupid hair. But I so would.

I found a music video they'd done where they danced around in their pants. It gave me the raging horn.
(Iris_Wildthyme is three sheets to the wind, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:49, 7 replies)

FUCK
OFF


KINDLY


Although definately an iffy crush.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:16, closed)

You're too kind
.
(Iris_Wildthyme is three sheets to the wind, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:31, closed)

Just the thought of those two make me want to vomit.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 8:44, closed)

This should win
For being by far the iffiest crush mentioned
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:17, closed)

^

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:44, closed)

Wait a minute....
They can't dance, can't sing, and have zero charisma.

What makes you think they'll be any good in the sack?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:20, closed)

That's the old 'Spice Girls' joke, no?
How many Spice Girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't sing, dance or dress themselves, what makes you think they could change a ligtbulb?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:39, closed)