This one's a bit of a tenuous connection
But it does contain someone who would be an iffy crush, so there's that

There was a girl in my year back in high school, who was...let's say, unfortunate looking. Let's call her Jane. She was ginger (never a good start), she often gave the impression of being greasy (without actually being so), had a face that wasn't so much bad-looking as completely nondescript, and was the proud owner of a body that was best described as 'lumpy.' Long story short, she looked like what I imagine a typical B3tan to be, only female.

Anyway, in our final year, the school, in a long-standing tradition of Americanisation, had us organise a yearbook. The students in charge decided to hold a year-wide vote on a number of student awards. By an overwhelming majority, Jane won the award for "Best looking female"...and the award for "Best looking male"

She must have been so proud...
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:26, 6 replies)

It's very tenuous,
but it's the only one so far that's raised a snigger.

Have a click*
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:27, closed)

so basically your story is
"the whole school bullied this one girl. Ha ha ha!"
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 3:37, closed)

Do we get to guess who was bullied in your school?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:22, closed)

It's only 'bullying' in the same way that /talk are 'bullies'
i.e. To a pretty pathetic degree
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:45, closed)

Urban myth.
It started with Janis Joplin, and has probably been rumored in every school every year since.
(SlantedScience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 3:51, closed)

I think it's just common.
No idea why you should think it's an urban myth when things like it are pretty common.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:24, closed)