I ate yellow snow.
It was lemon flavoured. A bit too sour for my liking.
( Muns, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:36, Reply)

"Don't get a dog", they said.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:35, 5 replies)

Never kick a concrete wall
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKRZf7fBozs
If someone had given him that advice the thick bugger would have ignored anyway. Apparently he lost his foot.
(Mackeson_drinker, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 7:22, 5 replies)

Here's something to remember when you're older.
Never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 2:56, 7 replies)

When QotW descends into series of increasingly awful word plays,
you may as well close it down. That's my advice.
(MagicMoose, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 23:46, 5 replies)

"You should keep away from me, this won't work out..."
It didn't :'(
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 23:40, Reply)

B3ta - You'll Never Leave

( pemulis, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 19:25, Reply)

a voice once whispered - dont go out there
I pondered this for a while but decided to leave and immediately regretted it.
Clearly there was no going back from there, I had left the womb forever and this is the tale of how I was born.
( Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:50, 1 reply)

Never pass a wounded Jap
:'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:40, 1 reply)

She's a liar and she's going to break your heart.
True and true.

Damn!
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:14, 2 replies)

Advice?
- Never moon a werewolf
- Never play leap-frog with a unicorn
- Never eat anything bigger than your head
- Never pet a burning cat
- Never shit where you eat
- Never order anything in "the chef's own sauce"

Blimey, that was some weekend...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:09, 2 replies)

I once knew a prostitute
But she wasn't very successful. She was useless at the money side of things; she couldn't work out the total correctly - she'd always forget some of the more extreme services.

But I didn't mind. I ignored her Ho sum add vice.

Pathetic.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I used my mobile phone whilst on an aeroplane
and the fucking thing crashed. I had to turn it off and on again to get it working but I lost the text message that I was halfway through typing :(
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:40, 4 replies)

As a teenager, I was made to see a Freudian analyst
Whilst sleeping, I used to fuck my pillows so vigorously that the seams would split and the stuffing would come out in a feathery, gloopy mess. I was too embarrassed to talk to my parents about it; I hoped I'd grow out of it before they noticed but my parents decided I needed psychotherapy.

Apparently, this was my hole shame Id vice that I ignored but it led to my down fail.
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:48, 3 replies)