Here's something to remember when you're older.
Never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 2:56, 7 replies)

Wear sunscreen.
Take care of your knees.
Childhood is a special age, don't waste it.
(Especially when below the age of criminal responsibility)
(speedevil, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 3:22, closed)

Unless of course you happen to be
Robert Thompson or Jon Venables.
In which case try not to do it again when you are grown up?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 6:21, closed)

What we should do, right,
is deport them to some far off country, inflict them upon people who don't matter.

The USA would be a good choice.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:12, closed)

Or Australia?
I mean they took most of the UK's convicts a while ago, right?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 11:32, closed)

Baz Luhrmann flashback!
What the fuck was that "song" about anyhoo?
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:03, closed)

Sunscreen.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 10:35, closed)

Something, something
eating yellow snow?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 6:01, closed)