"don't play near those concrete pipes!"
not listening to that one meant my foot got rolled over by a 3-ton concrete sewage pipe. it swelled up so much and so fast that the middle of my foot burst open, spewing out my footy innards.
3 days upside down in hospital with 3 broken toes and a crushed foot were followed by 8 weeks on crutches. now, i can stick a nail into the middle of my foot without feeling a thing.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:03, 9 replies)

Jesus
should have played by the concrete pipes then.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:06, closed)

pfff

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:07, closed)

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 16:07, closed)

it looks fine now
although i've got this weird permanent bruising around the side of my foot.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 16:45, closed)

But apart from that it looks fine

( pemulis, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 18:03, closed)

:)

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:48, closed)

Click..
"Footy Innards" I love that :-)
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:55, closed)

it was like squeezing sausage meat through a tear in the skin

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:59, closed)

Upside down, hanging like a bat?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 7:08, closed)

not quite
had to stay like that for the bones to fall back into place, apparently
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:00, closed)