Satire...
Each week we ask a question. The idea is to generate material that's:

* interesting to read, i.e. we won't get bored of reading the answers after about 10 of them
* fun to answer
( Muns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 0:03, 19 replies)

b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1773076
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 0:35, closed)

So your interesting to read & fun to answer story is...?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 0:45, closed)

I'm just waiting for them to ask about large things that people have put up their arses.
It even has an element of competition to it.
( Muns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:39, closed)

If you don't like the answers then why are you here you horrible bully troll bully but it's OK because I don't care really ahahahaha but I'm going to beat you up at playtime but it's not serious but it is ahahahahaha.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 7:57, closed)

Maybe you need to ask better questions.

(username failed moderation, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 8:44, closed)

I suggested this topic as a joke after 'boats I've been on' was chosen over 'Best/worst of hard manning you've seen'.
Once again, I am ruining QOTW.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:43, closed)

What pray, is
hard manning?
(username failed moderation, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:06, closed)

Like being Jahled, only in real life.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:13, closed)

I'm chopping drug-dealers heads off with my samurai sword as we speak.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:26, closed)

oh man, I liked that and even clicked it.
Will you be my boyfriend?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:53, closed)

Check me out on OkCupid.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 4:12, closed)

Oh, I see.
I was like *bosh*, and the cunt just fucking hit the deck, so I was like yeah, you're not so fucking big now are you? What are you 6 foot 8 or something, well you wont be fucking leaving your fucking trolley in front of the jam and peanut butter next time, will you?
(username failed moderation, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:23, closed)

You're not my dad!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 8:59, closed)

This is neither the time nor the place.
That's what the Jeremy Kyle show is for.
( Muns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:41, closed)

the Jeremy Kyle show
is for the living dead
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:08, closed)

8 replies means I should reply to this cos people will then read my reply.
That's 9 replies now, even more people will read it.
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:55, closed)

An excellent contribution.
You absolute sigh.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:24, closed)

"You absolute sigh" I have added to my lexicon.
Alongside "You're yesterday's grind".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:34, closed)

Vag
"you're last weeks grains."
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:25, closed)