Depilation
Prior to an operation I needed to get the lady garden gardened, so it was off to the salon and on with the IPL.

Having my pubes burned out with a device that feels hotter than the sun was horrifically painful. But one pass was not enough and it required further treatments of being blasted with both IPL and Laser. Yes, a Nurse set fire to my thatch with a Q switched welding laser. Walking home after that lot was not enjoyable. Thank god for taxis.

What was the op you may wonder? Oh just a simple cut and shut from an outy to an inny
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 11:35, 33 replies)

so, to sum up:
you had a vaginal prolapse and, you needed your pubes napalmed off beforehand?

no wonder you're a lezzer.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:49, closed)

Ewww

( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 13:27, closed)

not denying it then, laydiesangentelmen....

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 5:45, closed)

Huh. I thought you were the same person.

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 10:01, closed)

I thought she was getting her willy filletted and converted into a foof
although I may be mistaken
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 11 Mar 2013, 12:02, closed)

So you had an unnecessary cosmetic procedure and then chose to go through an unnecessarily painful hair removal process rather than a simple shave?
My twat isn't feeling particularly sympathetic.
(gaycunt is a gay cunt, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 13:26, closed)

You are Amorous Badger's mum AICMFP

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 13:33, closed)

Why the hell did they want your pubes off to operate on your belly button?
Sounds a bit kinky to me.
(ubergeekian, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:20, closed)

Perhaps they had to operate from the inside

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 16:23, closed)

do not attempt to immac the fadge
as the pain is immense
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:24, closed)

Advice taken
Although I discovered that I was allergic to it when I used it on my legs!
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:22, closed)

This also applies to ballbags
Well, mine at least
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 12:43, closed)

there's nothing quite like a freshly-shorn scrotum

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:30, closed)

Shorn is fine, but without the outer layer of skin it's really quite exceedingly fucking painful :D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:02, closed)

i'll take your word for it

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:38, closed)

Well you'll have to, Smash...
For a start, you haven't got a ballbag have you?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:07, closed)

not that i've noticed :D

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:53, closed)

So to sum up
You told a story, with a summation necessary in the comments.
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 17:53, closed)

So your story is
"I made a funny meta-comment on a messageboard"?
( 4Q just lurking, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:30, closed)

JUST HOW DEEP DOES THIS RABBIT HOLE GO???

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:10, closed)

I'll leave talk about my rabbit hole for the QOTW

(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 18:11, closed)

Remove funny.

(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 18:11, closed)

It amused me.

( 4Q just lurking, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:36, closed)

But how can I follow it up!?
I've got no more material, I've blown my biggest gag. Oh lordy lordy!
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 20:34, closed)

Just wait a couple of weeks and use it again.

( 4Q just lurking, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 1:04, closed)

Funnily enough that's my approach to most things.

(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:44, closed)

Outy? that's fucking disgusting - worst thing I've heard all week...
(MayorBoris, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 21:19, closed)

So you're transphobic as well as a mong?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:35, closed)

get off reddit/SA you plum.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:08, closed)

Got any before and afters?

( 4Q just lurking, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:46, closed)

What? Like bits left over? FFS.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:21, closed)

I'm impressed
that you know what a Q-switched laser is!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:32, closed)

Haha
Thank you
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:59, closed)