What do you do when you drunkenly purchase a box of a thousand cocktail umbrellas?
Simple - Open them up, arrange them in neat and tidy little rows on the floor in your living room. Then pretend you're Godzilla attacking a poor defenseless Japanese beach resort.*

Worked a treat for me.

*Caution: Must wear protective boots: Getting a cocktail umbrella stuck in the sole of your foot hurts like zee proverbial muthafucka.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:27, 5 replies)

I think the boots
I think the boots would also help with the godzilla fantasy, especially if they're a few sizes too big. I'd have to spill a few bags of sand on the floor also and sellotape a load of big cardboard triangles to my spine... One must take impromtu fantasy dramas very seriously.
(The Cats Twat, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:58, closed)

*click*
I need to do this.
( Maladicta, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:02, closed)

I like the way your mind works.
So have this *click*.
(Big D, Sat 23 May 2009, 9:11, closed)

Your insanity
gently warms me like a 1972 Armangac.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Sun 24 May 2009, 16:56, closed)

You could also...
...make little lemmings out of plasticine or something and then give them umbrella's asif they had all just leapt of a cliff.

Or maybe im just a giant nerd.
(Guilt wants to get in your moist confines, Sun 24 May 2009, 22:55, closed)