Nearly. Very, very nearly
I was a bit pissed last night.

There is a bash with Legless and other aussie b3tans on the third of July. In Melbourne.

I live in Oxford.

I had everything lined up - flights, hotels, visa application.

Thank fuck I couldn't find my credit card. I am a complete and utter idiot.

/facepalm
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 25 May 2009, 10:50, 13 replies)

Why?
Why the idiocy? Twould have been funnage.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Mon 25 May 2009, 11:13, closed)

It would have been fun
It would also have been horrendusly expensive - I was looking at about £1500 in total. It would also have probably completly and utterly freaked out the people going to have me walk in, having just flown from England specifically to meet them!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:30, closed)

Do you think he finishes every spoken sentence with 'cheers' too?
'Hello there did you have a good flight? Cheers.'
'What you having. Cheers'
'I love you, you're my besht mate. Cheers'
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 May 2009, 11:51, closed)

I'll drink to that.
Cheers.

Cheers.
( thealternativefact, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:07, closed)

That's a quality reply there.
Cheers
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:26, closed)

Well, every sentence will be a question.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:38, closed)

Oh?
How can you tell?

Cheers?
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:52, closed)

What's your favourite Pub/Bar-based Sitcom?
Cheers.

Cheers
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Tue 26 May 2009, 0:49, closed)

.
haha
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:48, closed)

.
what do you sit on?
chairs.
cheers
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:48, closed)

.
what do children do before enjoying themselves?
chores.
cheers
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:49, closed)

.
What does a flame do to a piece of wood?
Chars.
cheers
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:50, closed)

I wonder...
I could totally fly over from NZ...

*goes and looks up hotel / airfare / etc*

*faints*

*wishes IBM paid better*
(Scritty Bakerman., Wed 27 May 2009, 16:00, closed)