I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Why are stuttering cats annoying?It's all just me me me.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2018, 22:16, 1 reply, 6 years ago)
I now realise Siegfried from Get Smart was a BrexitterHe was always talking about taking back Kontrol
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 9 Dec 2018, 21:00,
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What has two legs and bleeds?Half a dog.
(, Tue 4 Dec 2018, 18:42, 12 replies, latest was 6 years ago)
I entered my dog at CruftsI got six months and a lifetime pet ban
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antmulder Flick your icefloss, Sat 1 Dec 2018, 0:49,
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A friend told me about Breaking Bad......so I bought him another copy. It's his favourite Michael Jackson album.
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Ivana Puliakokov, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 13:44,
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I saw some amazing sex tape last week.It had "3M" on the packaging.
Apologies, and I'll get my coat.
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Ivana Puliakokov, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 12:52,
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I got a really nice letter from the bank today. Apparently my last payment was outstanding
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 26 Nov 2018, 21:14,
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