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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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What did Carly Simon sing to the block of Blue Stilton?
You're so VEINY
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I fucking hate that cosmic entity who consumes planets to sustain his life force.
I think I might be Galactus-intolerant.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 16 May 2025, 9:45, Reply)
Phil Collins really enjoyed his Sunday lunch
It was a gravy kind of love.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 15 May 2025, 21:52, 1 reply, 8 months ago)
I was told boxing might affect my driving but I was never that long in the ring
as I couldn't get past a round a bout
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 15 May 2025, 20:21, Reply)
I Can't Get Enough of These
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(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 15 May 2025, 9:38, 2 replies, latest was 8 months ago)
Painful Joints
By Arthur Itis.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Wed 14 May 2025, 9:23, Reply)
The Best Thing for the Pregnant
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Why did the Los Angeles cop stomp on a bottle of nasal spray?
Because it was Afrin-American
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Those stupid polo shirts with the stupid crocodile logo really piss me off. I hate them.
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(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 9 May 2025, 16:33, 1 reply, 8 months ago)
What was André 3000's dad called?
André 2999
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 May 2025, 13:48, Reply)
Which magician’s assistant lubricates her anus with a type of clarified butter, originating from the Indian subcontinent, prior to being penetrated by an alsatian?
Dab o' m'ghee
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 May 2025, 13:34, Reply)
What's the opposite of a Conclave?
A Convlex.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 May 2025, 11:45, 3 replies, latest was 8 months ago)
What do you call a batch of purple flower-flavoured sweets that was rejected for not meeting the required quality standards?
Subparma violets
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 May 2025, 9:19, Reply)
I'd forgotten everything I knew about fizzy sweets
But lucky I went on a Refresher course.
(AJG, Tue 6 May 2025, 20:40, Reply)
What did Agnetha Fältskog say when a cow vomited on her?
Thank you for the moo sick
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 5 May 2025, 9:37, Reply)
"The Stripping Cowboy"
By Tex McClothesoff
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 4 May 2025, 18:39, 3 replies, latest was 8 months ago)
Which magician’s assistant is type of clarified butter, originating from the Indian subcontinent?
Debbie McGhee
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 May 2025, 17:51, Reply)
Dog Poisons
by Theo Bromine
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a fishy in auto
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Who is the cheapest actor in the Star Wars franchise?
Temu Temuera Morrison
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 1 May 2025, 9:38, 7 replies, latest was 8 months ago)
What does a vampire take on their summer holiday?
Sunscream
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 29 Apr 2025, 8:24, 1 reply, 8 months ago)
What do you call someone who likes the finer things in life, but in a concise and well-organised manner?
An efficienado
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 28 Apr 2025, 6:36, Reply)
someone boobytrapped my traditional morroccan clay cooking dish
it was sabotagine!
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Someone booby-trapped my wooden-soled shoe.
It was sabotage.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:17, Reply)
What do you call a large grey land mammal that trunkfucks it's own kids
A sickophant
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 22 Apr 2025, 20:18, 1 reply, 9 months ago)
"How To Become A Blacksmith"
By Anne Ville
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 22 Apr 2025, 13:11, Reply)
I went to France as I was obsessed with buying new pans for my kitchen but whenever I asked for the shop they sent me to a church
They just couldn't understand my Le Creuset fix
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 9:23, 1 reply, 9 months ago)
Where do Italians obtain Camel's milk?
Da Roma dairy
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 8:57, Reply)
How is a b3ta compo like a big pile of horse shit?
Obv
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 4:54, 2 replies, latest was 9 months ago)

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