I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
Read Latest | Highest Voted
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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IT'S A JOKE ABOUT SEWING, THE EYE OF A NEEDLE, I KNOW IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE AND ISN'T FUNNY BUT ROB SAID I HAD TO WRITE A BAD JOKE AND APOLOGISE FOR IT, SO I'M REALLY FUCKING SORRY ALRIGHT
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Threads that started out with such promise.
IT'S A JOKE ABOUT SEWING, THE EYE OF A NEEDLE, I KNOW IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE AND ISN'T FUNNY BUT ROB SAID I HAD TO WRITE A BAD JOKE AND APOLOGISE FOR IT, SO I'M REALLY FUCKING SORRY ALRIGHT
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