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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Which Chilean-American metal vocalist is a self-contained piece for one voice in music?
Tom Aria
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 16 Apr 2022, 20:28, 19 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
Which Chilean-American metal vocalist is a big fan of Speedy Gonzales?
Tom ¡Arriba!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 16 Apr 2022, 20:30, Reply)
Which Chilean-American metal vocalist likes to think of himself as being part of a master race?
Tom Aryan
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 16 Apr 2022, 20:33, Reply)
Which Chilean-American metal vocalist is a collection of disk drives for the purposes of data redundancy?
Tom Array
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 16 Apr 2022, 20:35, Reply)
Which Chilean-American metal vocalist can be found by knowing the length of his sides?
Tom Area
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 16 Apr 2022, 20:39, Reply)
Which Chilean-American metal vocalist came first in the "sexiest ratite in the world" poll in For Ostriches Magazine?
Tom, a rhea
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 10:44, Reply)
Which Chilean-American metal vocalist is a character in the book A Song Of Thrones
Tom Arya
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 20:38, Reply)
Which Brazilian metal vocalist is the result of multiplying his length by his breadth?
Max Cavalarea
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 16 Apr 2022, 21:38, Reply)
Which Brazilian metal vocalist is a dedicated King Charles supporter?
Max Cavalier
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 16 Apr 2022, 22:16, Reply)
Which thrash metal vocalist is descended from Spanish horses?
Dave Mustang
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 16 Apr 2022, 22:18, Reply)
Which screeching black metal shortarse is 20%?
Dani Fifth
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 16 Apr 2022, 22:21, Reply)
Which death metal vocalist is a great big screaming woofter?
Glen Bent 'un
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 10:35, Reply)
Which Norwegian Black Metal vocalist is dead?
Dead
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 11:39, Reply)
Which industrial rock songwriter and multi-instrumentalist is an electric car hire service?
Rent Tesla
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 11:40, Reply)
Which flamboyant rock frontman was also a breakfast cereal?
Shreddie Mercury
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 11:42, Reply)
Which country music star cobbled together a complete vehicle with parts taken from the scenes of RTAs?
Johnny Crash
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 12:30, Reply)
Which experimental rock vocalist is a yappy little dog?
Thom Yorkie
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 13:00, Reply)
Which rock band comprised four cat-faced drummers?
Criss
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 20:18, Reply)
Under what name did Albert Wesker, Chris Redfield, Barry Burton and Jill Valentine record a single-length medley of similar-tempo pop songs?
S.T.A.R.S. on 45
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 20:31, Reply)
What's Andrew Eldritch's favourite portmanteau Marvel character?
Vision Thing!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 13:30, Reply)
where does he worship his single woolen mitt?
In the 'Temple of Glove'!!!!!!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Apr 2022, 14:09, Reply)
where does he do his early morning and late night shopping?
First and last in Aldi's!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 20 Apr 2022, 8:22, Reply)
In which street did Andrew organise a demonstration, demanding more authority be granted to the Northern Ireland Executive?
On Devolution Boulevard!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 20 Apr 2022, 8:55, Reply)
What is Andrew's favourite Stephen King sequel that nobody asked for?
Doctor Sleep!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 20 Apr 2022, 9:17, Reply)
With which song did Level 42 win Eurovision?
Miking Your Lind Up
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 18:34, Reply)
On which Ricky Gervais show did a care worker sing about Layla while giving pizza to the residents?
Derek and the Domino's.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 22:12, Reply)
Why are German children better pet owners than their parents?
Because they’re kinder.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 22:29, Reply)
What did Paul Daniels call his house elf?
Dobbie McGee!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 14:04, Reply)
What did Paul Daniels call his spaced-out reggae remix album?
Dubbie McGee!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 16:04, Reply)
What did Paul Daniels use to fry his chicken for an Indian curry?
Dab o' my ghee!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 16:05, Reply)
trying and failing to make 'Alan McGee' a punchline here, fml

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Apr 2022, 16:50, Reply)
He made himself the punchline when he signed One Lady Owner

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 22 Apr 2022, 7:48, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 19:43, Reply)
Which Transformer frustrates washerwomen?
Ironhide!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 19:55, Reply)
Which Transformer is Harry Webb's favourite pullover?
Cliffjumper!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 20:35, Reply)
What do Transformers call their specially-made giant ice lollies?
Ultra Magnums!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 20:38, Reply)
Randy + Savage
maybe yours will catch on
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 21:18, Reply)
Which Wella product range do Decepticons use to style their hair?
Robots don't have hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 22:47, Reply)
Which Decepticon Seeker would you likely encounter at a funeral?
None of them, they're too big to fit inside a church.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 9:53, Reply)
Which Transformer is a thing that happens at Na'vi football matches?
Bluestreak!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 9:58, Reply)
Which Transformer is a song by "Legs Stewart"?
Hot Rod
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 11:41, Reply)
What's a Triple Changer's favourite dog breed?
A Springer Spaniel!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 11:20, Reply)
What's Peter Parker's favourite Autobot?
Jazz!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 11:23, Reply)
Which is DI Regan's favourite Dinobot?
Slag
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 11:32, Reply)

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 12:08, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 22:47, Reply)
What does Unicron say after he verifies someone's age at the front gate of Alton Towers?
Proceed, on your way to Oblivion
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 11:36, Reply)
Who's always inconsiderate to his fellow Headmasters?
Thoughtless Maximus
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 22:27, Reply)
Which Decepticon is a load of buffet cars joined together?
Gastrotrain
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 9:35, Reply)
Which Transformer shat himself?
Skids
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 12:10, Reply)
Which Decepticon keeps falling over his own tail?
Tripticon
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 13:15, Reply)
Why did no-one ever discover the Transformer hiding inside the Freddie Mercury suit?
He was a great Pretender
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 13:23, Reply)
Where do the Autobots go for breakfast eggs?
Scramble City
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 13:25, Reply)
Which Decepticon goes round assaulting Dadaist filmmakers?
Cocteau-punch
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 14:07, Reply)
Which Autobot smells of piss?
Weespray
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 14:10, Reply)
Which Triple Changer is Darude's favourite?
He doesn't like any of them
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 14:47, Reply)
What's the cannibalistic Australian Galvatron's favourite Seeker Sandwich?
Coronation Starscream?
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 18:38, Reply)
This is bad comedy

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 18:44, Reply)
Which Autobot is always bad tempered?
Arsey
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 19:04, Reply)
Which Technobot hates cream teas?
Nosecone
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 19:07, Reply)
How do Nebulan pigs know how to behave?
They just follow the Stylor
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 21:07, Reply)
Which darts player has an A-10 Thunderbolt vehicle mode?
Phil The Powerglide
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 22:40, Reply)
What do you call a rubbish Transformers copy?
Dire Clone
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 0:05, Reply)
What is Stan Bush's favourite part of a rugby field?
The touch
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 10:04, Reply)
Who's the Gallagher brothers' least favourite Autobot?
Blurr
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 10:30, Reply)
Which part of the COVID-19 pandemic did Transformers enjoy the least?
The Circuit Breaker
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 10:36, Reply)
What's the name for the vast accumulated records of all Transformer mistakes ever made?
Blunderbase
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 15:27, Reply)
Which combiner is a caped hero delivering electricity all around Europe?
SuperE.ON
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 18:36, Reply)
Which Minibot carries around a bag of glue?
Huffer
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 23:11, Reply)
Which Combiner gradually reveals himself to be male?
Drag Strip
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 10:22, Reply)
Which Transformer group is good with BBC computers?
The Micromasters
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 13:21, Reply)
Which Minibot puts gerbils up his bum
Geres
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 18:23, Reply)
Which terrible horror movie has a giant body part attacking the head office of an insurance company?
MORE TH>N meets "The Eye"
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 22:12, Reply)
Which Minibot wants some money from you every time there's a hurricane?
Windcharger
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 23:32, Reply)
Which Decepticon Seeker is piloted by a sheep?
Ramjet
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 23:58, Reply)
What did Scourge do when his chimney was blocked?
He got the Sweeps to take a look at it
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 18:29, Reply)
Which computer played a mechanic in the Star Wars sequels?
Kellytran I
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 19:45, Reply)
Which Motown trio loved expensive watches?
The Omega Supremes
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 19:50, Reply)
Which Headmaster won't stop listening to Cool For Cats?
Squeezeplay
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 20:01, Reply)
Which Transformer can disguise himself as a Central Perk coffee cup?
Friendsy
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 21:43, Reply)
Which Autobot leader has four arms and four legs?
Octopus Prime
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 21:44, Reply)
Nok nok nok nok nok
Who's there?
BlackZarak with an erection
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 11:56, Reply)
How did the Decepticon Tapes hidden on the Moon get discovered?
Buzzsaw them
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 12:03, Reply)
Which Junkion appeared in Jurassic Park?
Crapheap
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 12:48, Reply)
Which Minibot did Mr Micawber work for?
'Umblebee
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 19:44, Reply)
Which cyborg bounty hunter stands in your garden?
Death'shed
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 21:44, Reply)
Which Seeker is obsessed with Y-fronts?
Undercracker
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 1 May 2022, 9:38, Reply)
Which Seeker is a lion watching Netflix?
Scarstream
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 1 May 2022, 10:57, Reply)
Something about the library having multiple copies of Let's Get Ready To Rhumble back in the day
Psyche loaners
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 1 May 2022, 11:08, Reply)
Which Constructicon is good on "the decks"?
Mixmaster
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 1 May 2022, 11:14, Reply)
Who has Jonathan as his head, Kevin as his body, Bill and Rolf as his legs, and Jimmy and Rowan as his arms?
Predaking
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 1 May 2022, 11:55, Reply)
Which Decepticon car has diarrhoea all the time?
Runnymuck
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 1 May 2022, 20:17, Reply)
Which Insecticon will sell you pork?
Chop Shop
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 1 May 2022, 21:51, Reply)
Which Autobot is comprised of flying sausages?
Sky Links
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 1 May 2022, 23:39, Reply)
Which Triple Changer enjoys sailing round Norfolk on the 15th of March?
Broads Ides
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 2 May 2022, 9:43, Reply)
What did the French President start calling himself after getting a higher education?
Unicron
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 3 May 2022, 10:35, Reply)
What does an Autobot Land Rover make his signature artisan bread out of while he's watching Mike Judge comedies?
Brawn Dough
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 23:02, Reply)
This isn't even in my top ten qotw threads

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 11:24, Reply)
99 replies but a joke ain't one

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 2 May 2022, 9:44, Reply)

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