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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Which Sex Pistol was the thinnest?
Runny Rotten
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Jul 2022, 8:14, 1 reply, 2 years ago)
which Sex Pistol was the best at preparing hot food?
Paul Cook.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Jul 2022, 9:36, Reply)
Which Sex Pistol was the best at securing rugs in a Scottish valley?
Glen Matlock
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Jul 2022, 9:45, Reply)
Which Sex Pistol was the best at impersonating an actress known for her portrayal of Miss Marple, and impersonating a blonde actress known for her roles in the Carry On films?
Steve Joans.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Jul 2022, 10:10, Reply)
Which Sex Pistol was the best angler?
Sid Fishes
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Jul 2022, 10:48, Reply)
which girlfriend of a Sex Pistol had a reputation for making sexually inappropriate remarks around children?
Noncey Spungeon
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Jul 2022, 11:05, Reply)
Which manager of the Sex Pistols demanded to speak to himself?
Malcolm McKaren
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Jul 2022, 11:17, Reply)
I think we've pretty much exhausted all the Sex Pistols jokes by now, good work mate

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Jul 2022, 11:21, Reply)
Is that all there are?
Shit, we should have posted them all in new threads.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Jul 2022, 11:39, Reply)
I reckon one joke per member (lol member), plus manager, plus notorious girlfriend is enough
You wouldn't want to face accusations of dead horse flogging or barrel scraping, would you?
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Jul 2022, 11:49, Reply)
nevermind the you-know-what

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 28 Jul 2022, 12:06, Reply)
what punk rock band doesn't wear condoms?
The Sex Pustules
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 29 Jul 2022, 5:25, Reply)
what punk rock band was formed by Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, Michael Dorn, Marina Sirtis, Gates McFadden and LeVar Burton?
Star Trek: The Next Pistols
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 29 Jul 2022, 6:34, Reply)
What punk band always has warm feet?
The socks pistols
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 29 Jul 2022, 11:38, Reply)
What punk band was Bob Holness not in, even though everyone thinks he was?
The Sax Pistols
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 29 Jul 2022, 12:00, Reply)
I have scoured the FAQ, and I can see no mention of this rule.
Can you please provide a citation?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Jul 2022, 12:23, Reply)
it's not in the FAQ, it's Tony's Law of Sex Pistols Jokes

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Jul 2022, 12:40, Reply)
Which Sex Pistol is the biggest wanker?
Sid Tissues
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 29 Jul 2022, 9:16, Reply)
Which lifelike android's design vision was behind the Sex Pistols' image?
Vivienne Westworld
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Jul 2022, 13:03, Reply)
what kind of cooking vessel does Paul Cook use to prepare Fish Amok and other Cambodian cuisine?
a Paul pot.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Jul 2022, 15:23, Reply)

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