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I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)

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I dropped a tomahawk on my car
It was an accident
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 22 Mar 2023, 3:13, 9 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

fucking hell mate, get some help

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 22 Mar 2023, 9:30, Reply)

i was quite pleased with that one

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 22 Mar 2023, 12:49, Reply)

Have a word with yourself.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 22 Mar 2023, 14:38, Reply)

on the plus side, it does seem finally to have killed this qotw.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 28 Mar 2023, 10:20, Reply)

Unimportant, all twitter content is now generated by chatgpt

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 29 Mar 2023, 11:41, Reply)

All posts from everyone, and all replies
The remaining humans said fuck this noise and left
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 29 Mar 2023, 15:22, Reply)

My car was also damaged, but by a quantity of falling hard, tart, pear-like fruits
Must be coincidence.
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 6:18, Reply)

I dropped a tomahawk on the set of countdown
It made a siouxsident
(Martin Anus, Fri 24 Mar 2023, 16:06, Reply)

I knocked out a friend's tooth with my tomahawk.
Not deliberately.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Wed 29 Mar 2023, 9:23, Reply)

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