
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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…she uses Antarctica as a foot rest.
( , Fri 26 Jan 2024, 13:47, 1 reply, 1 year ago)

...that in the movie Out of Africa, she played the part of Africa.
( , Sat 27 Jan 2024, 18:25, Reply)

...when she needs new shoes...she buys 2 boats.
( , Sat 27 Jan 2024, 21:21, Reply)

...that when she sits on my face I can'fnnngsshhhsghhhbvvvckijqhlsth
( , Sun 28 Jan 2024, 13:15, Reply)

….she left a wet spot…it’s called the ‘Dead Sea’.
( , Mon 29 Jan 2024, 13:52, Reply)

And by gravitational field I mean mouth, and 'all nearby matter' is obviously referring to my penus
( , Tue 30 Jan 2024, 21:10, Reply)
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