Take my Mother-in-law...There's a reason there are so many bad jokes about mothers-in-law. You don't choose them, they just come along as emotional baggage with your object of affection. I'm lucky, my m-i-l is lovely*, but don't let that put you off telling us how mad your in-laws really are.
*No, really
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chthonic, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 9:48)
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MoFo in LawShe is a vile acid-belching harpie of the highest order. No words can do justice to the evil she unleashes on a daily basis, e.g.
Me - 8 months pregnant and feeling crap and knackered, dragged out to a restaurant 100 miles from home to celebrate the year of her unholy birth, she looks to my other half (41 years old and treated like a 5 year old) and says in her loudest squalk "either get a ring on her finger or your name on the deeds dear".
Told my said other half to hide his valuables from me until he was sure of my intentions.
She lives in a small in-bred cornish village and has alienated herself from everyone - called the lovely woman in the local shop a "coloured ward sister" type??? what does that mean?
She's coming to visit in a couple of weeks to let us know how wrong we are about everything, so if anyone sees large gatherings of crows and a ring of blood around the sun in the Derby area - that'll be why!
She has one redeeming feature though, she's 76 and she won't make 77 if she keeps pissing me off. Better get some Benelyn extra strength cough mixture in to slip in her soup this time.
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Ethel Le Crisp, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 17:10,
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