Take my Mother-in-law...There's a reason there are so many bad jokes about mothers-in-law. You don't choose them, they just come along as emotional baggage with your object of affection. I'm lucky, my m-i-l is lovely*, but don't let that put you off telling us how mad your in-laws really are.
*No, really
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chthonic, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 9:48)
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christjesus where to start?! esp after a whole day on the lash.
well. i wish someone would start a "single men for rachelswipe club". best idea i've heard all bloody week, in fact all year.
also v good advice from mabel dt. am working on it. and at least the next guy has got to be charming by comparison.
as for the beer swilling coke snorting joke of a so called man, beast and boss, sadly i've no idea what happened when he got back into bed. alone. but if you'd seen it [and thank god for all of you that you didn't] i called him a "fucking incontinent fucking fuckwit" during a screaming match but he just said that he'd hoped i would have more manners than to mention it. er - who the fuck would!? mother teresa maybe and that's about it. and she'd have had better taste than to fuck him in the first place.
legless - feel free to make good your offer only it's london not manchester these days... non hairy backs always a good start...
oh and 5lab? not so fat i can't run after you and kick your ass so quit it!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 23:38,
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