Length
Well let's try it for size and see shall we?

WE'RE ALL ON PAGE 28 NOW. LOOK FOR THE WELCOME MAT

Edit:

EVERYONE is welcome to join us for a chat here
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:23, 211 replies)

First!
Woo!
EDIT: I hope that was the plan...
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:23, closed)

I never said
you were invited
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:24, closed)

Just you try
And remove me.
Go on...
Try it.
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:25, closed)

Can I come here?
Or is that rude?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:26, closed)

Sure you can
just make sure you clean up after yourself
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:27, closed)

Bloody boys
I was gonna get lucky.

*shakes fist*

*Spies Kaol*

Launches fist at him
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:28, closed)

Er...
*hides in corner*
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:29, closed)

Fine
No fisting action for you then
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:30, closed)

Yay
Beat him and not me, it's always his fault. Never mine.

I really should head to bed. Tired :(

But I wanna stay on the offchance of girl girl action....
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:30, closed)

Sorry POD not going to happen tonight
Kaol's ruined the sexy time here

Edit: Ooh spooky, I just lit my last cigarette.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:31, closed)

Kaol, you incompetent fool
Now look what you've gone and done.

Guess there's nothing worth hanging around for then.*

So I shall be disappearing, and shall reappear some time tomorrow no doubt.

*Apart from the conversation, obviously.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:33, closed)

Yeah.
See that.
I'm like human bromide.
Ruining sexy fun since 1985.
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:33, closed)

lol
except for the conversation of course :)

Night POD
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:34, closed)

Night PoD!
I'm gonna head to sleep myself too.
Night!
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:35, closed)

Hurry up and finish Ancrenne
before I fall asleep as well

OOer

Night Kaol
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:36, closed)

Night!
*grins*
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:36, closed)

Fabulous thanks
Just a little sad that it'll be the last time
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:38, closed)

Woo!
I got more cider!
That was an exciting surprise!
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:43, closed)

Pear or apple
Kaol?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:44, closed)

Apple-ish
I'd say more chemical than real apple.
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:45, closed)

Sounds nice...
*frowns at can of "K" cider in hand*
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:46, closed)

Mine is usually
when I'm bored or after a meal. So I'll just have to keep occupied and not eat ,)

pear cider is the best. Kopperberg is sold in Tescos now and it's yummy
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:48, closed)

sorry becks
i thought you meant the talk board.. or as i call it the 'dork side'
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:49, closed)

Nah, pear is too sickly for me
This stuff is better.
It's a black can, with a red "K" on it.
And it's £2.50 for 4 cans.
And it's 8.4%
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:51, closed)

It's excellent stuff.
Got me through uni.
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:54, closed)

Evening Spimf
Yeah I remember seeing them on various sites, but they all seem to have differing figures and stats, so I ignore it.

I've got patches to use, so I've got 2 weeks of medium strength and 2 weeks of low strength to see me through

Edit: Kaol it sounds vile. I'm sticking to coke tonight
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:55, closed)

Oh...
Well I like it.
But I'm 23% insane homeless person, after the last transfusion.
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:57, closed)

I'm ok with them
so long as I remember to put a new one on each morning and take the old one off. Hot flushes and fainting ensues otherwise

Ahh but if I go cold turkey I get the shakes and sweat a lot. This way is much easier once I've done the 4 week cutting down of patches. In theory at least anyway
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:58, closed)

Someone should
Invent an Alco-patch.

Work would be so much more fun.
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 1:59, closed)

What kind of porn?
And how much?
I'm a man of particular tastes.
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:03, closed)

Dammit!
I've said it before, I don't like cats.
*frowns*
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:05, closed)

Second hand porn?
Filth.

Brand new still sealed porn however... ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:05, closed)

Kitten porn just for Kaol

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:06, closed)

That picture produces
No reaction of any kind.
Other that "It's a cat".

EDIT: Same thing... If they don't like me, then I don't like them. Dammit, I'm not a fuckin' climbing frame.
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:07, closed)

Pah, you're no fun
Has lots of kitten porn pictures
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:08, closed)

Sorry, spimf
Doesn't float my boat.
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:09, closed)

Boring
If it's not dwarf on donkey on lesbinin on goat then I'm not interested
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:09, closed)

Not enough
Knives for my liking.
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:11, closed)

Why did I click that?
*frowns*
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:13, closed)

Oh I so didn't need to see that
*slaps Spimf*

Edit: No it's not nice
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:13, closed)

Anyhow kids
I'm going to hit the hay as I'm heading over to the parentals tomorrow for food and stuff, so need to be awake or conscious at least in the morning.

Night
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:17, closed)

I'll stick with
The wonderful world of Kaol's Mind (tm).

*imagines hard*

EDIT: Night!
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:17, closed)

G'night
And have fun with the move!
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:24, closed)

oh i feel bad now
what can i do for you Blodwin?
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:27, closed)

Hard to get?
*gives up*
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:35, closed)

right!
bed for me. my butt is going numb from siting on my little boys tiny table and chair set up - well its a handy place to pop the macbook pro... awaits abuse from generic plastic computer ludites. (technology should be sexy too as well as better)

love and kisses uncle spimf
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:44, closed)

Maybe I can already
Taste victory.
And I'm easing back, to prolong the pleasure of the chase...
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:47, closed)

Victory tastes
Like a shot of ice-cold, 80% Russian vodka.
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:53, closed)

Dunno...
I'm not enough of a LOTR geek to be able to speak Elvish though...
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 3:04, closed)

Pfft, whatever.
The Welsh stole their language from Tolkien?
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 3:06, closed)

Well, that's all a bit complex for me...
Is the horrible screechy Northern accent anything to do with Orcish?
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 3:11, closed)

Ah, I see!
Well, it's pretty dead on here, no offence.
Speak to you soon, night!
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 3:28, closed)

Mornin'
I'm going on yet another bikeride today. It will be longer than usual so I may not finish until the evening.

Take care.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 10:32, closed)

great news
Congrats on getting the job, that's great news!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 11:47, closed)

Anyone about today?
No?

Oh well.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 15:47, closed)

Extricate is a good word.
I might reappear about half ten, but really need to have an early night tonight.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 19:06, closed)

I'll be back about ten.
I just popped in to check my gazzes.
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 19:43, closed)

I'm about
Just back from the parentals and the nightmare that is public transport.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 20:24, closed)

So this
is where you're all hanging out, then?

Good weekend?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 20:35, closed)

Yeah pretty good
My dad and brother were most impressed with their cards as I usually forget.

Pissed off with trains though and I'll incur a maximum penalty fair with Oyster for today for their staff's stupidity which I can hopefully claim back tomorrow.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 20:41, closed)

I forgot
Fathers' day, as usual. But my family are quite used to it. I regularly forget mothers' day too, and various birthdays.

I forgot my own birthday one year. I really have a rubbish memory for important stuff.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 20:46, closed)

Oops
that's pretty crap forgetting your own birthday though.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 21:03, closed)

Yeah, I know
I got to work, and when I went to make my first entry (just to remain on topic...) of the day in my lab book, I wrote down the date in the margin. It occurred to me that the date was familiar for some reason, then I remembered that I had a pile of presents waiting for me at home.

I had even forgotten about them.

I now write down important things which I have to remember. Although I have to remember:

a) to do this in the first place, and
b) to check for notes.

Sometimes I worry about the way my brain works. I really do.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 21:17, closed)

LOL
I have a calendar with big big boxes to colour in to remind me to do stuff on those days or I'd clean forget
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 21:20, closed)

I also
forgot a dental appointment last month, and keep forgetting to phone to ask for a new one.

*looks around*

Quiet tonight, isn't it? Just you and me here, is it Becky?

People will be gossiping...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 21:33, closed)

I did the same in March
Need to reschedule when I've got some money.

*sidles up to K2k6*

Lets see if that gets em talking ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 21:39, closed)

Coughs
not at all me dear

How are you this evening?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 21:52, closed)

So, Becky
How's about we...

oh!

*coughs*

Hello ancrenne. Nice evening, isn't it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 21:54, closed)

Hmm, yes
Having one's hair played with can indeed be quite pleasing.

I spent today having a band practice and then having a barbecue at a mate's. Only the barbecue took forever to light, so his wife ended up cooking the meat in the oven then just wafted it in the smoke for the authentic flavour.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:07, closed)

Day one of no smokes
starts tomorrow. I forgot to put a patch on this morning before I went to my parents so bought a pack of 10 instead.

I hate having my hair played with as I have to use so much gunk in it so it ends up being pulled out instead.

What do you play K2k6?

Edit 100
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:08, closed)

I play
piano/keyboard.

And I think I inhaled the equivalent of 40 fags worth of smoke today, from the damned barbie.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:12, closed)

Ahh I thought you must be a henna lady
when you said about clingfilm on your head. I used to henna, but left it on for 8 hours at a time, so just left it on overnight in the end as it was a pain during the day. I've gone back to Loreal now as I prefer the colour.

Is that 11 tonight or tomorrow?

You any good K2k6?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:17, closed)

Well, I don't want to brag
but yes, I'm not bad. I've done plenty of stuff for the BBC and spent a lot of time in recording studios.

Strictly traditional stuff though - I'm not much good with serious music.

I'm off to bed soon. Normal service will resume in the morning.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:22, closed)

Cool
I'll be having my last tomorrow morning before I go to work as I wont be able to function for a first day at work without one.

It's not so bad so long as you cover your pillow with a towel as it washes out of them, but not out of pillows for some reason.

Reminds me I need to get to bed early tonight as I've got an early start tomorrow.

Edit: OOooh very impressive k2k6 :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:23, closed)

Actually
it appears more impressive than it actually is.

But it's good fun.

Don't know about henna, but a long time back my sister once wore one of my t-shirts when she was dyeing her hair, and got dye on it that never came out.

*yawns*

OK, bedtime for me.

'night all.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:28, closed)

.
Night K2k6
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:29, closed)

Isn't that the point of the clingfilm
other than to heat your head to make the colour more reddish?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:31, closed)

I have no special skills
Other than the kind that get you locked up.
EDIT: And I can talk to chickens.
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:31, closed)

Most impressive
evening Kaol
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:37, closed)

G'ev'nin' Becky
*is excited about Thursday*
EDIT: Hi ancrenne! *waves*
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:37, closed)

Evening all,
have you missed me?

What've I missed today?
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:39, closed)

Hello!
Apparently, the Internet has reached Cornwall, so here I am!

Yes, I've missed you, B!
( thealternativefact, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:42, closed)

I dunno
I worked at the BBC for a couple of years and I'm sure I could have found a use for Kaol somewhere.

Ning Belgaer & Clendrix
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:43, closed)

I'm okay, bit fretty, worrying that this car isn't gonna pass it's MoT. :(
Got the trousers on order and my step-nan sewed up my broken ones, hopefully they'll hold out till Tuesday when the mail order ones arrive.

How about you?
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:43, closed)

@ancrenne
It certainly is.

*groans at volume consumed*
( thealternativefact, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:45, closed)

Becky...
Can't hook me up with a job at the BBC can you? :p
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:46, closed)

Evenin' Ms C (Ms to make you feel younger, 'cause I'm a charmer like that)
How goes, m'deary?
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:46, closed)

@becky
Just read your signature - yay! Congratulations!

@Mr B - good, thanks, you smooth devil, you.
( thealternativefact, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:46, closed)

Oh!
Hello Clendrix!
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:49, closed)

Trust me you wouldn't want it
I managed two years under duress as that was my contract. Night editor of the news and it sucked. Great money especially as it was before I went to uni, but shit people, principles and no artistic freedom.

*Wants some Chunky Monkey ice cream now*

Edit: Thanks Clendrix, I start tomorrow, so going to bed in 10 minutes
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:49, closed)

Oh right!
I'll stop applying for jobs with them then :p
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:50, closed)

*buffs his horns*
Hur hur hur. Want a go on my fork? ;)
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:52, closed)

Oh God...
*flashback to man at work getting hit by fork-lift truck*

*laughs*
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:54, closed)

Fork, eh?
Sounds like it could be intense fun!

@Kaol - hello! Keep applying, but perhaps for a job in front of the camera rather than behind. B3TA TV?
( thealternativefact, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:54, closed)

Thanks Clendrix...
But I've got a face for radio :p
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:55, closed)

Aye, it means, if you're flexible enough, you can have triple penetration. *vivid imagiation*
Oh shit, yeah, just remembered you finish work tomorrow, Ancrenne. Have fun! I shall be contacting you to make sure that you leaped out of bed as you promised.
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:57, closed)

Nah you dont Kaol
Granted you're not my type, but you aint an uggo either.

I've just stolen Ancrenne's Home sweet home logo to put in my first post so other people can find us easily. I reckon we should use it to signpost where we've been. Scentmarking if you will :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:02, closed)

Hey all
Hows things?

Happy quitting smoking time, ancrenne.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:03, closed)

Nice idea Becky.
And now, no sooner than I arrived, I'm off again. Early start tomorrow.

Sleep tight! (Good luck with that, Kaol.)
( thealternativefact, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:04, closed)

@ Becky
What about me? *straightens his tie and stands up straight*

Edit: Night Clendrix. I mean, Ms. C.

Edit edit: Night Becky.
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:04, closed)

Evening Pod
I'm off to bed as well now Clendrix. Night

Best of luck with quitting Ancrenne. I'll be joining you with that tomorrow.

Night everyone

Edit: Waaaaaay too young for me Belgaer
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:06, closed)

Thank you Becky
*blushes*

EDIT: G'night my lovely people!
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:06, closed)

Wotcha
all. How are we all tonight?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:07, closed)

I'm not too young for anyone...
You're all just too old for me. *hides*
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:08, closed)

Hey Mr. Z
B-man, you're too young for me too, sorry.
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:10, closed)

I
want to quit my job.

I have to win the lottery first.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:11, closed)

I've just been reading the website of where I've been temping...
"Over the last 6 years, has fostered robust and tangible partnering arrangements with training centres, colleges and manufactuerers which has enabled us to train and employ many operatives for a diverse cross section of the community and has made us a majory force in changing the perception of women and disadvantaged cultural groups in our communities and introducing them into the gas industry"

Am I a bad person? The first thing I thought of was "Hitler did that, too."
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:12, closed)

I
may have missed something (having just got back from Wales and being too lazy to read all the above posts), but is Belgaer pimping himself out?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:13, closed)

He wasn't but
But I'll sell you an hour in the "sausage factory" for £20.
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:14, closed)

How very straight you sound, lord K
Oh no, wait, you don't.

I think I'm gonna head off too, stupid work.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:15, closed)

Please
don't mention sausages.

If I use the words infirm grandfather, catheter, and change... you may get an idea of how I spent part of my weekend.

I don't think I want to eat sausages ever again.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:16, closed)

PoD
That was an hour in his factory.
I'm just pimpin' yo.
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:16, closed)

Evenin' everyone.
Went on a 55km bikeride today and had dinner at the parents. A lot of us seem to have gone to the parents this weekend.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:17, closed)

55km?
Doesn't it feel like you've been violated by a 50-year-old van-driver?
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:20, closed)

^ ^
Nah - been building myself up. Was violated by a 30 year old van-driver and then a 40 year old one. With the 55yo one, it no longer felt like a violation.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:23, closed)

I see...
*grins*

I don't like riding bikes.
I always end up with a painful arse, and some kind of insect in my teeth.
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:26, closed)

Hmm
van driver violation gets easier with age then?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:26, closed)

Pimping?
I don't need pimping, doll, they come running with their £5ers in hand as I walk down the street. This piece of meat *licks his finger and runs it down his chest, accompanied by a sizzling sound* sells itself.
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:27, closed)

@belgaer
can they run that fast with zimmerframes then?

hur hur hur
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:28, closed)

*punches Belgaer in eye*
Where's my fackin' money you caaant?
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:28, closed)

.
@A: I'm not a pro cyclist - I just wear combat trousers and whatever t-shirt doesn't need to go to the laundry.

@Kaol: You should get the right kind of saddle.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:30, closed)

@ Ancrenne
Maybe the bug thought "I'll show 'em what it's like to be squished at full speed by a vehicle much much bigger than them, the oversized beasts"
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:31, closed)

Talking
about things in the eye, a guy I know had to go to hospital with an eye infection after 'shooting' himself in the eye one night.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:31, closed)

But wimminfolk get "it" in their eyes all the time...
Well, not all the time, but from time to time.
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:32, closed)

@ancrenne
I take it from having skimmed through the last few replies that you've just smoked your last cigarette. Congratulations.

* gives a big hug to ease the just-quit grumpiness *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:33, closed)

Yeah
but they probably clean it up properly.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:34, closed)

Right, that's me done I believe,
night all. Sleep tight when you do and I'll see you on (probably) tuesday.
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:40, closed)

Night
Have fun at work!
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:45, closed)

Unless I get molested by a nice young wimminfolk
I doubt I'll enjoy it.

I may well enjoy spending almost £2k tomorrow, though. :D
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:47, closed)

@ ancrenne
"I am stupidly happy at the moment in general"

Because you're leaving your job?
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:48, closed)

'night Belgaer
@ancrenne: My hug will last throughout tomorrow.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:49, closed)

If you're looking to sell...
I know a man who offers good rates.

What's it cut with?
( Cawl, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:57, closed)

@becky
I've added the 'home sweet home' thingy to the thread I started on Friday night.
Also, congratulations on the job and hope the quitting smoking goes well.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:57, closed)

@ancrenne
Does that also mean you're good at people being nasty to you? That's one way to relieve stress.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:00, closed)

*laughs*
For the record, I've never picked up a hooker.
...

...

I prefer to drag them screaming by the hair...
( Cawl, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:08, closed)

Being good at people being nasty to you
means beating them up. If you do a martial art, you can do this in the dojo in a controled way.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:10, closed)

^ And if you don't do a martial art
You can follow people into dark alley-ways, and stab them in the kidneys before running off laughing.
( Cawl, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:12, closed)

^ ^
But if they do a martial art, they can put on a wristlock-throw and get the fuck out.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:14, closed)

Depends...
You've gotta surprise them.
Even if you're trained in what to do when someone comes at you with a knife from behind, and you manage to lock them, what do you do when they bite a chunk out of your neck?
( Cawl, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:16, closed)

See...
Cats = Pain in the arse.
( Cawl, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:20, closed)

@Kaol
There's several things you can do. Poke them in the eyes, do a karate-chop under their nose or neck, and if they've already started to bite, you can squeeze the tips of your index-fingers just behind where the jaw-bone ends.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:26, closed)

*makes mental note
not to attack you*
( Cawl, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:29, closed)

*makes mental note
to remove the bear from my toilet *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:33, closed)

Bear? Toilet?
Is that slang for a gigantic turd?

A U-bend Grizzly?
( Cawl, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:35, closed)

Me too...
The Voices told me to type that.
( Cawl, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:38, closed)

Bears in toilets
We were discussing it on Friday night when we were all drunk. It was to protect me from Kaol coming through the U-bend and killing me in the shower.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:39, closed)

Ok...
I do not remember saying that...
( Cawl, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:41, closed)

@A
Good thing you didn't coz I would have been to pissed to give one.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:42, closed)

200!
Woo!
EDIT: 201! Woo!
( Cawl, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:55, closed)

@Kaol
It's in the second thread about an hour after the top.

EDIT: Night A. Might briefly (*) pop on during the day.

* Briefly probably means get sucked in.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:59, closed)

Oh, night ancrenne!
Bed sounds like a good idea, I've got tired eyes.
Not that you were offering for me to go to bed with you.
Er... Unless you are?
( Cawl, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:03, closed)

I thought Ancrenne had her laptop in her bed.
And likewise, my PC is also pretty close to my bed.

These late-night sessions can be cozy.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:06, closed)

Er...
*is sitting at a desk*

Non-cosy *frowns*
( Cawl, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:07, closed)

I'm also sitting at a desk
and my bed is right behind me. But Ancrenne wins the coziness competition.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:08, closed)

I'm in a different room to my bed.
And this room is *always* cold.
*shivers*
( Cawl, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:10, closed)

My bed is right behind me
and I can hear it calling. G'night.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:13, closed)

Night!
Woo, I win again!

*turns light off*
*locks door*
( Cawl, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:14, closed)

Looks about
where are you all?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:20, closed)

.
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Chat continues here
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( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 0:55, closed)