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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Would you like to see my pussy?
Slightly off topic, but look what I got yesterday:

Introducing Stealth


and Ninja


(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 17:21, 13 replies)
You're gonna hate them in the summer,
there's gonna be hairs everywhere.
(Belgaer is, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 18:31, closed)
KITTINS!
*melts into a puddle of cute*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 18:50, closed)
They are adorable!
Fluffeh kitties are teh best.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 15 Jun 2008, 19:44, closed)
yay kittens
have a click for cuteness
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Sun 15 Jun 2008, 20:07, closed)
*wants*
Far too cute for b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 20:37, closed)
kittycats
who cares if its off subject..we all need pictures of kittens
(Jessypuss Fiddling with stuff since 1957, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 21:11, closed)
Kittens!
Kitten kitten kitten kitten kitten kitten!




Soup!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:24, closed)
Awww!!!
*Melts*
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:48, closed)
Awwww...
What a lovely pair of hairy pussies.

*Smothers*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:22, closed)
Their mummy was a feral cat that my friend
feeds and takes care of. She had 7, and another feral cat had another 7. I couldn't not take any of them, and I was originally just going to get Ninja, but then Stealth (the runt) looked at me with those eyes and I melted.

Kittums are the best! They like their new home and their new mummy :) Their real mummy was eaten by coyotes a few days ago :(
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:26, closed)
Those descriptions aren't right!
Well the first one looks stealthy but the second one certainly doesn't look like a ninja. Oh well.

*Kitten click*
(RDFCRob Please God let Obama win!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:20, closed)
who cares...
if it's off topic click for cuteness.
(cmouse is pondering about life in other jobs, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:48, closed)
Yay For Kittinz!
Fuluffeh tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:31, closed)

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