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Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."

She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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suddenly
i feel as though i'm intruding just by reading!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:47, Reply)
...
certainly had my member upstanding a few times...


fnarr fnarr grrr etc
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:43, Reply)
Thats it!
My reputation as an UPSTANDING MEMBER of this board has been trashed.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:41, Reply)
Calm down, petal...
It's not like I'm gonna mention the sex-texts or anything...



oops
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:39, Reply)
Pooflake!
Dont you dare tell them what we discuss!

Oh the shame!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:37, Reply)
she
normally prefers big up herself, I believe...
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:37, Reply)
BGB - gone public
...You normally leave the 'steady on, pooflake, you're not all that' messages for private chat, kitten.

I feel all exposed and nasty

(copyright shrek 3)
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:35, Reply)
Pooflake
Dont big yourself up too much mate!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:33, Reply)
you beat me to the punchline!!

(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:32, Reply)
..and concentrated on the front...
That's my DP!
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:32, Reply)
Bogged down advance...
Or if you're at a tactical stalemate and failing to get on the scoresheet you could break the deadlock by swapping ends...?

Sorry, I really ought to get back to work now. Someone prod me when this godforsaken QOTW changes.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:30, Reply)
sorry mate,
I left her behind...
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:29, Reply)
DP, Do you still have her number?
If she'll lower her standards a bit I could be in there....
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:28, Reply)
Send abefroman photos...
Both to rub it in, and to provide him with an avenue for release...
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:28, Reply)
Boo hiss
Oi you lot! Some of us single folk would love the chance to be enthusiastic and incompetent, even though I'd most likely "win the race". Stop bragging that you're getting your sex fill!

*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:27, Reply)
it may have been
in the kitchen, which makes it much much worse.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:26, Reply)
"kicking a wide-eyed puppy"...
... because kicking one with a squint is just cruel?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:26, Reply)
pooflake
hehehe... you said "give it a bash"... hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:26, Reply)
a most inappropriate place....
not the kitchen?

or the dining room table?

nooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:26, Reply)
I knew a girl at Uni
who as a youth used to let her dog lick her in a most inappropriate place.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:24, Reply)
Enzyme
Unfortunately, I only produce enough 'glory' for a happy teaspoon, but not enough for any actual 'coverage'.

If I could...I reckon I'd give it a bash...just to see what it was like of course
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:24, Reply)
Enthusiastic and incompetent
"kicking a wide eyed puppy" conjures up so many amusing mental images in this context.

ie: "Am I hitting the spot love or just kicking the puppy?"
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:23, Reply)
Quite right
I always enjoy 'try not to wake me up'
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:22, Reply)
pooflake
Is "glory" a euphemism for something?

(False alarm with the firebell. No new office for me, then.)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:22, Reply)
There are ways of doing it....
"That's nice, but a little to the left" for example...
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:21, Reply)
Lazy, Incompetent...
...and a 'two-push Charlie'

(I'm not covering my self in glory here, am I?)
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:20, Reply)

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