Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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many years ago, me and ian were having a bit of a cussing match against our mate dan...
when our other mate ryan jumps up with the match winner
"guys, why are you having a battle of wits with an unarmed target?"
also, a favourite in our local pub is 'cocknose'.
edit: also, our favoured retort is "your mum's [a] ..." repeating what was just said. not big, not clever, but funnny after many jaegers
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:26, Reply)
when our other mate ryan jumps up with the match winner
"guys, why are you having a battle of wits with an unarmed target?"
also, a favourite in our local pub is 'cocknose'.
edit: also, our favoured retort is "your mum's [a] ..." repeating what was just said. not big, not clever, but funnny after many jaegers
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:26, Reply)
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