InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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azalea!a family insult is to refer to people as total azaleas, after the man with two brains ('who are those assholes on the porch? not assholes dear, azaleas!')
my sister and her ex were frequently called 'the fuckwit mactwits', and now they have separated they are fuckwit and mactwit.
my favourite insult was one I apparently used a lot as a child - my wee sis had a black toothbrush, so I used to shout 'black fang!' at her if she annoyed me. my parents found it mildly amusing to have a child of 4 who seemed to be racist... must revive that one i think.
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ascorbate, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:54,
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