InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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I use my own surname as an insult...No, it's not some emo self-hate thing.
Let's say that my surname is Smith and that my mother's maiden name was Jones.
It's not a flawless generalisation, but, as a rule, the Smith side of the family is more pragmatic, down-to-earth and... petit bourgeois. The kind of people who enjoy car maintenance, if you will. The Jones side, by comparison, is a bit more boho. I get on well enough with all, but tend to be more comfortable with the Jones side. More my style.
My brother is definitly more of a Smith; and when I say that he is, I don't mean it as a term of high praise...
Sorry, Dad...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:10,
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