InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Sad one,My brother got a job as a Tesco security guard. As most people are, he was really keen for the first couple of weeks, so i started to call him supermarket-cop. I wish I could remember the stuff i came up with as some of it was brilliant, I would usually cut him offat source with things like;
He - "Oh at work yesterday.."
Me - "Did you bust a one-eighty-seven near the pick'n'mix?!!?"
He - "Fuck off. No, I..."
Me - "Did you smack-down a riot at the deli-counter?!!?"
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:20, Reply)
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