InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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These are yours!I was out drinking with my matey the almighty Wressel, now she's a big girl and very very funny but she does get a bit of stick, however I kind of look forward to any blokes being twunts to her because she comes out with some great lines.
So anyway out we were in a bar in Durham just a few feet from a big gang of lads, one of them looks at his mates and saunters over to Wressel
'Hey gorgeous, my mate fancies you....hurhur'
Wressel puts down her pint of cider and flips him the v's with one hand
'These are yours'
She then flips him the v's with the other hand
'These are your mate's', now kiss my fat arse and fuck right off'
Shortly followed by monkey boy scuttling off
I love The Wress me.
Oh and my personal favourite insult is Cock-Snot. Yay
Oh yeah, POP!
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 14:28, Reply)
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