InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Got a match?Some people at my school were slow.
Stood behind the bike sheds* one morning break smoking our one strand rollies someone comes up and asks for a light.
"got a match?"
"yeah," said my mate "my face, your arse" pause "err, no, I mean your arse, my face" pause "no, I mean..."
but we missed what he said as we were all laughing so hard
*actually it was the toilets but bike sheds sounds better
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 15:06, Reply)
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