Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Me and a colleague were carrying something heavy once...
...and I forget the details now but he did something that caused some mild peril.
I was going to call him a prick, then changed my mind to prat, then back to prick, and finally came out with
"You plap"
I thought I'd got away with it too, but about 5 minutes later when tempers had calmed he came over and enquired
"...plap?"
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 15:08, Reply)
...and I forget the details now but he did something that caused some mild peril.
I was going to call him a prick, then changed my mind to prat, then back to prick, and finally came out with
"You plap"
I thought I'd got away with it too, but about 5 minutes later when tempers had calmed he came over and enquired
"...plap?"
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 15:08, Reply)
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