InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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more from mewhere I grew up "your mothers so stupid she couldn't get a job in Sony"
walking in to a strange pub "fuck me someone's opened up a big bag of uglies in here"
"face like a bulldog eating piss covered wasps"
I once had the wrath of an RSM who abused every single man in a company of 78 with out repeating himself. Genius. My favourite was "are you sure your mother hasn't spent 19 years breast feeding the afterbirth"
"I've seen better looking things being cut off my bollocks"
"you got a face like Hitlers gas bill"
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