Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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take yer pick...
Some favourites of mine from the past...
raging fucktard
horsebox headed bastard
horse's arse
fucking growbag bastard
arsepiece
Finally for now, two which cut deep...
"you were a wank... until your mam wiped her cunt with the same rag"
and another which is frequently shortened to stretchmarks in my neck of the woods...
"lets see your hands a minute... just as I thought... stretch marks on the fingers from dreeping out the abortion bucket!"
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 16:17, Reply)
Some favourites of mine from the past...
raging fucktard
horsebox headed bastard
horse's arse
fucking growbag bastard
arsepiece
Finally for now, two which cut deep...
"you were a wank... until your mam wiped her cunt with the same rag"
and another which is frequently shortened to stretchmarks in my neck of the woods...
"lets see your hands a minute... just as I thought... stretch marks on the fingers from dreeping out the abortion bucket!"
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 16:17, Reply)
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