InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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You are a polyp on the anus of humanity.I have, on more than one occasion managed to say to a deserving victim the following:
"Get lost you monkey-faced, bat-eared, crawling excuse for a boss-eyed, rancid dribble of senile plasma.
You meaningless speck of inhuman effluent, clogging up the strata of life with your ludicrous attempt to emulate a mutonic lump of Neanderthal invertebrate."
It is not original - I nicked it from a Jasper Carrott show in the 80's, but you should have seen their stunned faces when I came out with that.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 16:21, Reply)
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