InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Some of my own-brand favourites include;"You hairless orangutang!"
"You duo/trio/quartet/etc of cunts!"
"You gormless dribbling retard!"
and one borrowed from South Park;
"Oh you silly, small-testicled little boy!"
I once sent a friend a text describing another friend as "a gigantic bowl of Useless, with Unreliability sauce, topped off with a big round cherry of Idiot."
A recent favourite is when, round my mate Jeff's, my other mate Tom asked for a go on the playstation. I turned slowly to him and, in a deadpan voice, said,
"I dunno, do you think you're good enough? Cos I'm not really sure that you are."
Jeff cracked up, Tom looked increadibly downcast.
Feel free to employ any of these in situations with your own friends.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 16:25, Reply)
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