InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Come to think of it...I remeber leaving a French lesson in school many moons ago, when one of the ever present amoeba-brained specimens in a bid for popularity approached me and nigh-on bellowed in my face:
"J'ABITE EN SKUNK!"
Strangely, he didn't quite get why I was laughing along with everyone else...
Another insult, this time doled out by my good self featured another plankto and the basketball nets. Said human effluent is repeatedly jumping up and grabbing the basket, swinging for a bit and landing back on earth before challenging me (fat and unhealthy) to do the same... My response?
"Sorry, I'm not really into touching other people's rings"
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 4 Oct 2007, 16:31,
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