Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Virgin
(said in the style of Vivian from the Young Ones..)
A favourite put-down of mine. Especially to a mate who is a virgin (at 27).
You can't really get out of it either. If you try and protest and say 'Actually, I've shagged loads of birds' you look like a bell-end, and if you keep quiet then you obviously are a virgin. Or gay. Or mute.
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 16:38, Reply)
(said in the style of Vivian from the Young Ones..)
A favourite put-down of mine. Especially to a mate who is a virgin (at 27).
You can't really get out of it either. If you try and protest and say 'Actually, I've shagged loads of birds' you look like a bell-end, and if you keep quiet then you obviously are a virgin. Or gay. Or mute.
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 16:38, Reply)
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