InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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dirty bastardBack when I was an archaeologist we were excavating a particularly deep ditch and it was raining pretty heavily. We were fairly bored shovelling sloppy mud and so the mother gags had been running all day and it was getting to the stage where every sentence had to have "aye, yer ma!" after it.
At lunchtime my mate walked out of the two metre deep ditch absolutely clabbered in muck - there was barely an inch of him free of sticky, clayey mud. He walked up to the site director, stuck his filthy arms into the director's face and said "Here mate, I cavity-searched yer mum last night".
Beautiful.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 18:42,
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