InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Ah, some of the fun onesFather to self:
F: Son, would you like to lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
S: Yeah!
F: Cut off your head.
F: You're so ugly you could knock a maggot off a crap wagon at fifty paces.
S: *weep*
Stunningly, our relationship has improved over the years.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 18:47, Reply)
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