Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Bow before the bard
"The devil damn thee black, thou cream-fac'd loon" - Macbeth
"A plague upon you epileptic visage!" - King Lear
"A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly three-suited hundred-pound filthy worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-talking whoreson, glass-gazing super-servicable finical rogue; one-trunk inheriting slave...coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." - King Lear
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"The devil damn thee black, thou cream-fac'd loon" - Macbeth
"A plague upon you epileptic visage!" - King Lear
"A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly three-suited hundred-pound filthy worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-talking whoreson, glass-gazing super-servicable finical rogue; one-trunk inheriting slave...coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." - King Lear
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