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Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."

She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Cockwife
Classic playground insults I can remember include:

"At least my mum hasn't got a tail"
"Terry Nutkins has got one finger missing. Do you know why? Because it's up your arse."
"You done a let-off."
"Spam spam spastic spam."

But my favourite remains "cockwife". It needs to catch on, it's so perfect. Does your wife have a cock? Are you the "wife" of another man's cock? It gives so much.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 19:36, Reply)

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