Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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The b3ta influence...
I went to a gig last night, and having decided that the band playing weren't worth my time, I'd been forced outside with all the other cool kids. Now, I'm what you'd call a "social smoker", but I'm still pissed with this ban bollocks, particularly as the venue in question had deigned to give all smokers an old raffle ticket to get back into the venue. I chose to describe the situation as a "nonsensical pile of fucking cunty-wank", which caused at least 2 people to turn 'round in disgust/pride in my colourful language. Good old b3ta.
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 20:55, Reply)
I went to a gig last night, and having decided that the band playing weren't worth my time, I'd been forced outside with all the other cool kids. Now, I'm what you'd call a "social smoker", but I'm still pissed with this ban bollocks, particularly as the venue in question had deigned to give all smokers an old raffle ticket to get back into the venue. I chose to describe the situation as a "nonsensical pile of fucking cunty-wank", which caused at least 2 people to turn 'round in disgust/pride in my colourful language. Good old b3ta.
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 20:55, Reply)
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