InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Well possibly not the best insult...infact not an insult at all, more of an insulting threatMy friend James has many a funny story from his childhood - he was a strange child.
His second funniest story is from when he had just begun secondary school. This one boy, I think his name was possibly John, used to pick on him with the kind of finesse only a previously bullied year 9 can do. Not just shouting "greebo" at him but also the higher grade technique of reverse-bullying, a la Janitor/JD.
Anyway, during one of these reverse bullying "skits", James was getting quite ovewhelmed by the situation and decided to end this all here. After plucking up enough courage he took a firm step forwards and pronounced, "SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL WANK YOU!"
Of course James must have been slightly confused in regards to the definition of the word wank. Anyhow, it was extremely effectiveand I don't think John bullied him again for fear of getting wanked.
Oh and if you're interested; his best story is when he was walking from his house to the city centre, dressed as a baby and ended up having to parry and then headbut an agressing chav to the delight of everyone. The less details about that particular story, the more magical I think :)
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Grundlebiscuit, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 22:49,
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