InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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15 years agoMe and my mate were on our way to a part when these two little yoofs stopped us. They were trying to sell us a Street Fighter game and we told them to fuck off.
They kept hassling us until my mate grabbed the game and threw it into the road. As they ran off to get it one of them turned around and yelled 'Oi, Fat eyes, you cunt."
15 years later and we still call him Fat Eyes. He even uses it as his email address.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 23:03, Reply)
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