Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Some personal favourites..
Gaylord (timeless classic),
mong,
fucktard,
pillow-biter,
dung-muncher,
anal-fist-swallower,
turd-burglar,
fucking-useless-cum-receptacle (women LOVE that one),
spak-tard,
gee-bag (thanks to the Irish for that one)...
and lastly from Coming to America: You diseased rhinoceros pizzle.
I'm currently living in Japan and the joy of calling my very "special" students any number of these is indescribable.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:51, Reply)
Gaylord (timeless classic),
mong,
fucktard,
pillow-biter,
dung-muncher,
anal-fist-swallower,
turd-burglar,
fucking-useless-cum-receptacle (women LOVE that one),
spak-tard,
gee-bag (thanks to the Irish for that one)...
and lastly from Coming to America: You diseased rhinoceros pizzle.
I'm currently living in Japan and the joy of calling my very "special" students any number of these is indescribable.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:51, Reply)
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