Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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DIE OZBOURNE DIE
I used to use 'cocksmith' all the time - simple, brilliant and oh so english (for some reason)
Till that fat swamp donkey daughter of Ozzy Ozbourne used it on some 3rd rate pop quiz type tv show - I was mortified and have refused to utter it since. Insults are a very personal thing that you savour and relish when you unleash them - with perfect timing it's almost like poetry
She ruined it. Completely took away it's magic. I don't think I have ever recovered.
You're on my fucking list Kelly Ozbourne
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:00, Reply)
I used to use 'cocksmith' all the time - simple, brilliant and oh so english (for some reason)
Till that fat swamp donkey daughter of Ozzy Ozbourne used it on some 3rd rate pop quiz type tv show - I was mortified and have refused to utter it since. Insults are a very personal thing that you savour and relish when you unleash them - with perfect timing it's almost like poetry
She ruined it. Completely took away it's magic. I don't think I have ever recovered.
You're on my fucking list Kelly Ozbourne
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:00, Reply)
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