Huzzah for Blackadder :D
"You wouldn't recognize a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsicord singing 'subtle plans are here again"

"Aaah, courtiers to the Queen, you're nothing but lapdogs to a slip of a girl."
"Better a 'lapdog to a slip of a girl', than a... Git."

"The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed, hasn't he?"

"I wasn't born yesterday, you know."
"More's the pity, we could have started your personality from scratch."

"Sir, you are one of the most foul, disgusting, immoral, perverted men that I have ever known. Have you considered a career in the church?"

"The chances of you getting a girlfriend are lower than the ankle socks on a particularly short gnat. Who is standing in a ditch. In a valley. In the low-country."

"You know what would cheer you up? A Charlie Chaplain film! Oh I love old chappers, don't you?"
"Unfortunately no, I don't. I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and then discovering there's a gas bill tied to it."

"A conversation with you, and death loses it's sting."

"May the Lord hate you and all your kind, may you be turned orange in hue, and may your head fall off at an awkward moment"

"She's got the worst personality in Germany. And as you can imagine, that's up against some pretty stiff competition."

"He's about as effective as a cat flap in an elephant house."

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( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:46, Reply)