Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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bastards!
Personal favs include Fucktard, Cockbag and Cuntsucker, while I like to save Thundercunt for those 'special' people.
Also, my girlfriend tells me when she was at uni some young herbert, upon seeing he carrying her books, called her 'Brainiac' in an abusive tone. Yep, insulted for being intelligent. She never really recovered and was so distraught she has gone on to study a PhD.
Alsoer, I once saw a young lady being shouted at by your typical lager boy who clearly thought he was God's gift. The girl had had enough and turned round to shout "YOU THINK YOUR SO CLEVER.........BUT YOUR NOT!"
Woah, that showed him.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:51, Reply)
Personal favs include Fucktard, Cockbag and Cuntsucker, while I like to save Thundercunt for those 'special' people.
Also, my girlfriend tells me when she was at uni some young herbert, upon seeing he carrying her books, called her 'Brainiac' in an abusive tone. Yep, insulted for being intelligent. She never really recovered and was so distraught she has gone on to study a PhD.
Alsoer, I once saw a young lady being shouted at by your typical lager boy who clearly thought he was God's gift. The girl had had enough and turned round to shout "YOU THINK YOUR SO CLEVER.........BUT YOUR NOT!"
Woah, that showed him.
( , Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:51, Reply)
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