InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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conception questionsat it a night club after an evening of beverages
I over heard a laydee being chatted up by a genetically deficient gentle fellow who had the charisma of quim . she asked straight faced " ask your mother if you were strained throught the bed sheets on conception?"
he didnt get it but it made me spit my drink out.
I had one that would cut to the very soul, but I thought it was funny when a client shouted "hope you get raped!" to me because they were unable to have things their own way.
my only come back to that was "thanks ! you too"
(, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:05, Reply)
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